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You are a calamity! A disgrace!
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You've got no professional detachment,
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and you can't keep your big
nose out of other people's business!
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As an intergalactic
observer, you stink!
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Did anybody else see those
big letters flying by?
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You are hopeless, "Kazoo"!
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Actually it's "Gazoo."
"Ga!" Let's all say it together.
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Silence! We are sending you to a planet
with virtually no civilization to muck up.
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Please, no. Anything but...
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Earth!
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You are to document the earthlings'
bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage.
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Why can't they reproduce like we do?
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It's a boy!
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-And so green and slimy.
-Quit sucking up!
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Wait. Surely there
must be others more qualified than I.
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Of course. But why risk losing one of them?
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Not Earth!
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They haven't even invented pants yet!
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Have you seen my legs?
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Imagine the moron who's
going to get stuck with "Kazoo."
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This is an exciting
time for us, isn't it, Barney?
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Sure, Fred.
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No job, no money, no women.
Things are really looking up.
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Don't worry. Everything's gonna
change once we pass our finals tomorrow.
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Uh, Fred?
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And I know just how to ace this test.
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All these other mugs are
gonna stay up all night studying.
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-Fred...
-Don't interrupt.
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When they finally do get to sleep, all the
information is gonna fall out of their heads.
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Now me, I'm way ahead of everybody.
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I'm not gonna study tonight.
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I'm gonna get a good
night's rest, get up extra early
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and study in the morning.
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That way, everything will still be up front
of my noggin by the time I take the test.
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-That's great. There's just one thing.
-What's that?
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The test is today!
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Today?
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Flintstone!
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You're next!
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Next
up on Bronto-simulator
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Go!
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You think you can handle a
Brontocrane with a backfiring problem?
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Crane's got trouble, just call Barney Rubble.
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Oh, my aching tummy!
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Here you go.
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You wish.
47
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Look out! She's gonna blow!
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Hey, I got three stomachs! Cut me some slack.
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Yes!
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Time!
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-How'd I do?
-Well, Flintstone...
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You passed!
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Yabba-dabba...
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Oooh!
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-Congratulations.
-Thank you, sir.
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Frederick Flintstone.
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Way to go, Fred!
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-Congratulations, Frederick.
-Thank you, sir.
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-Melvin Rennick.
-Thank you.
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-Nice job.
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Gifts, gifts, gifts!
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I'm having the best bridal
shower a girl could ever have.
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And this one's from Wilma.
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Oooh!
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Oh! A vacuum cleaner! Thank you, Wilma.
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Yeah, like she's gonna
do any housework, right?
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I give this marriage six months, tops.
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-Wilma?
-Where's Wilma?
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That girl will be the death of me.
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Wilma Slaghoople! Staring
at that tar pit bedrock again.
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There's nothing down there but a bunch
of flat-footed, flat-headed Neanderthals,
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clubbing each other and grunting.
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You know, I hear
they're still afraid of fire.
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I think they're exactly like you and me.
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This is all my fault.
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I should never have let you
play with the servants' children.
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Darling, please.
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Come downstairs and at least pretend to
be having a good time like everyone else.
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Come.
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Look! Oven mitts!
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Is that all the presents?
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Oh. What do we do now?
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Ladies, I have an idea.
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-What do you say we go for a drive?
-To the club!
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Actually, I was thinking about going
someplace a little different for a change.
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Someplace new.
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Like, going into Bedrock...
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And going bowling?
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-Isn't she the best?
-Oh, yes, she is!
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Yah!
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Whoa.
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My Wilma! Beautiful and witty,
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a prize for any man.
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Hello, Chip.
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What are you doing here?
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I just came by to discuss some
business with Colonel Slaghoople.
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There's a certain girl I'm
thinking of investing in.
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Hello, ladies.
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Well, I guess the next
bridal shower will be Wilma's!
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Oh! Oh, no.
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Now, ladies, don't start
chiseling those invitations yet.
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Wilma, you've hooked him. Now reel him in.
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If I thought I had a shot at Chip,
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I'd club my Eugene and
leave him for the Raptors.
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Wilma, get real! Chip Rockefeller
was first in his class at Princestone.
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-I know, but...
-And he owns half of Rock Vegas.
108
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Colonel.
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Wilma, you and Chip
are perfect for each other.
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Think of the kind of life he can buy you.
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We'll get to spend every
day together shopping...
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-Playing tennis...
-Getting facials...
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Browbeating our husbands!
We'll be just like our mothers.
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Wilma!
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Wilma!
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Hey, Fred!
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Hey, Fred!
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Where you been?
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I've been lookin' all over for ya.
120
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I didn't feel much like celebrating.
121
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Are you kidding?
122
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We get to spend the rest of
our lives working in a rock quarry!
123
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Who says dreams don't come true?
124
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I know I should be happy,
125
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but I guess I always
figured by this point in my life,
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I'd have somebody special
to share my success with.
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You always got me, Fred.
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Thanks, Barn.
129
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That's not really what I'm talking about.
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Yeah, I know.
131
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-What are you talkin' about?
-A girl, Barn!
132
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Oh, yeah, right. That's what I thought.
133
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But I wouldn't worry about
it. You'll meet somebody.
134
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It's like they always say,
135
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"It'll happen when you least expect it."
136
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Now, see, that's where you're wrong, Barn.
137
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I believe you create your
own opportunities in life.
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You gotta go out there
and make things happen.
139
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It's not like something's
gonna just drop out of the sky,
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land in front of you and
change your whole life.
141
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What was that?
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Help!
Is there anybody out there?
143
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"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
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Fred, I think there's somebody in there.
145
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-Come on, let's try to open it up.
-I'm right behind you, pal.
146
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I don't know, Barn, the thing looks empty.
147
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Would you mind not
holding me by the antennae?
148
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It's not an altogether pleasant sensation.
149
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-Oh, Barn, get me outta here. Get me up!
-Come on, pal.
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What are you?
151
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I am the Great Gazoo.
152
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-The great "Kazoo"?
-Gazoo.
153
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I come from a planet
too far for you to fathom,
154
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and a civilization too advanced
for you to comprehend.
155
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Wait a minute, Fred.
156
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-I'll bet we get wishes!
-Pardon?
157
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:57,689
We let you out of the fancy
bottle. Now we get wishes, right?
158
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Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get
this started. What do we have to rub?
159
00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:04,923
Now, look here. I am not some
sort of friendly cartoon genie.
160
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And that is not a bottle. It is a spacecraft.
161
00:12:07,884 --> 00:12:11,156
I am of a highly-evolved alien species.
162
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I don't do funny voices. I
don't sing catchy songs.
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And I do not possess a magic carpet
for your big, bloated behinds to float upon!
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I am here to observe
your species' mating rituals.
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-Okay, dum-dums?
-Dum-dums?
166
00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,814
Hey, was that an insult?
167
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:31,108
-If the shoe fits...
-What's a shoe?
168
00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:34,882
-Yes, it was an insult.
-That's what I thought.
169
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-You're here to observe.
-Mm-hmm.
170
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Well, get ready to observe
your teeth leaving your head.
171
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There he is, Fred!
172
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Ooh! Violent natives. That
will put a damper on tourism.
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Perhaps you can satisfy
my intellectual curiosity.
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-Fine. And you?
-Oh, dear.
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♪ We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out ♪
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♪ We're gonna rock this town ♪
♪ Make 'em scream and shout ♪
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♪ Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock ♪
178
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♪ Rock till we pop We're ♪
♪ gonna rock till we drop ♪
179
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♪ We're gonna rock this town Rock it inside out ♪
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I'm Betty. I'll be your waitress.
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The fish is fresh, but be
careful, so are the busboys.
182
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So, what are you having?
183
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What am I having? Oh!
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Ah, gosh.
185
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How much is a glass of water?
186
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Water? Free.
187
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Great. I'll have two.
188
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You want a burger to go with your water?
189
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Oh, no. Water's fine. I like water.
190
00:13:56,774 --> 00:14:01,193
Because if you're short on cash
or something, I could spot you.
191
00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:03,569
Then you could go home and
get your wallet and pay me back.
192
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,756
No, that's impossible. I can't.
193
00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:09,344
I just... I can't go home, so...
194
00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:13,826
Oh, my! Are you caveless?
195
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,286
But you're so clean!
196
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:20,060
-Oh, no, you see...
-You poor, poor thing.
197
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:23,980
Oh, great. I just called you "poor."
I'm so thoughtless sometimes.
198
00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:26,899
-Listen...
-You're not poor. You're not.
199
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,567
-No, I'm not.
-You're just down on your luck, right?
200
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,497
Well, don't you worry.
201
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:34,425
You'll stay with me till
you're back on your feet.
202
00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,530
And I'm gonna buy you lunch.
203
00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:40,012
-No, absolutely not. That's very sweet, but...
-Please.
204
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:45,057
I used to volunteer at the
caveless shelter. And I know.
205
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,705
I know you're not looking for a handout.
206
00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:50,436
You're just looking for your self-respect.
207
00:14:50,437 --> 00:14:53,584
I'm Betty. Betty O'Shale.
208
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:55,898
Just call me Wilma.
209
00:14:55,899 --> 00:15:00,443
Okay, Wilma. Let's go
get you something to eat.
210
00:15:00,444 --> 00:15:02,778
Then we'll set you up at my apartment.
211
00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:05,217
-You live in an apartment?
-Mm-hmm.
212
00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:07,260
That must be so great!
213
00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:10,885
I always wondered what it would
be like to live in an apartment.
214
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,431
Life can be so cruel sometimes.
215
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,512
-Good night, Fred.
-Good night, Barn.
216
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Good night, dum-dums.
217
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,449
Oooh!
218
00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:41,267
Oh. Hey, look, it's that Kazoo.
219
00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:45,187
Gazoo. Why is that so difficult?
220
00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:47,313
What are you doing here?
221
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:52,818
I am here to observe your
species' mating rituals. So, get to it!
222
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,362
Barney and me don't...
223
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Get off of me!
224
00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:04,825
Listen, pal, you've got a lot to
learn about the way things work here.
225
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:07,431
So who or what do you mate with, hmm?
226
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,827
Girls!
227
00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:11,305
And where are these girls?
228
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,100
I've been asking myself the same thing.
229
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♪ Seven nights of rock ♪
230
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,832
♪ Seven nights of roll ♪
231
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,458
♪ Seven nights I'm gonna show my face ♪
232
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♪ with a different woman
in a different place ♪
233
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♪ Seven nights of rock Well, ♪
♪ I got seven nights of roll ♪
234
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:49,716
♪ Monday I wanna rock with Jane ♪
235
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,885
♪ Tuesday It's gonna be Lorraine ♪
236
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Ohhh!
237
00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:57,845
I got it!
238
00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:00,745
Are you hurt, Wilma?
239
00:17:00,746 --> 00:17:02,308
Who's Wilma?
240
00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:06,186
♪ Seven nights of rock Seven nights of roll ♪
241
00:17:06,187 --> 00:17:08,486
♪ Seven nights I'm gonna show my face ♪
242
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,814
♪ with a different woman
in a different place ♪
243
00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:15,357
♪ Seven nights of rock Well, ♪
♪ I got seven nights of roll ♪
244
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:22,552
At last, some hormonal activity.
245
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:26,930
Okay, boys, time to get busy.
I don't get paid by the hour.
246
00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,493
Keep quiet, Gazoo.
247
00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,035
You want to see us meet some girls,
248
00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:31,535
you're gonna have to hang back.
249
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:34,641
-We don't want you cramping our style.
-Style?
250
00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:39,311
Ha! 'Número uno,' if you
knew the first thing about style,
251
00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:41,979
you'd know that animal prints are pass.
252
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,563
And secondly, dum-dum...
253
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,148
That's another thing.
Enough with the dum-dum.
254
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:50,567
My name is Fred Flintstone. F-L-I-N...
255
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,359
-T...
-Stone.
256
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,612
I don't care who you are. It
doesn't give you any reason to shout.
257
00:17:56,613 --> 00:18:00,031
-I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him.
-Who, him?
258
00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,887
No, him, the little green
guy. Don't you see him?
259
00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:08,013
Wait a minute. He thought I was...
260
00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:10,723
Wait a minute.
261
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,499
Are you telling me we're the
only people who could see you?
262
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,521
Ding-ding-ding. You got one right.
263
00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:18,919
Care to take "prehistoric imbeciles" for 200?
264
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,337
So all day, Barn and me
have been talkin' to you,
265
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:23,588
and everybody probably
thought we were a couple of...
266
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,566
Dum-dums?
267
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:34,034
I got a good feeling. Today
could be my day. Who knows?
268
00:18:34,035 --> 00:18:37,682
Why, I could turn around now
and meet the girl of my dreams.
269
00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:42,412
What'll it be, boys?
270
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,791
Pay attention, Barn. You'll never
want for companionship again.
271
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:51,962
Ahhh.
272
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,779
Humina, humina, humina...
273
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,822
Sorry, no substitutions.
274
00:18:56,823 --> 00:19:00,468
No, I...
275
00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:06,163
Oh! You want a date?
276
00:19:06,164 --> 00:19:11,019
Well, I've gone out with
men who've said less.
277
00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:16,273
Why not? You can take
me to the carnival tomorrow.
278
00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:29,573
Oh, ah...
279
00:19:30,222 --> 00:19:33,033
Your little friend want a date, too?
280
00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:38,454
Oh, help!
281
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:44,816
I got the perfect girl. Be right back.
282
00:19:45,024 --> 00:19:47,484
Barney, tonight we shower.
283
00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:15,087
I may not know much
about your courting rituals,
284
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:19,212
but I'll go out on a limb and
say this can't be going very well...
285
00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:36,626
See the 40-year-old man,
one of nature's miracles.
286
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,544
Step right up! Step right up!
287
00:20:38,545 --> 00:20:41,272
Only one clam gets two of you in.
288
00:20:46,402 --> 00:20:49,782
This is amazing! I can't believe it!
289
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,742
-It's so noisy!
-Yeah, I noticed.
290
00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:56,556
That looks like bowling. Barney, can we play?
291
00:20:56,557 --> 00:21:01,060
Yeah, sure, but Fred and
I go bowling all the time.
292
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:05,397
That's a dumb idea!
Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs?
293
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,899
I got dinosaurs in my backyard.
294
00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:19,033
Wow... You got a really great laugh.
295
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:22,576
Yeah, so do you.
296
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,333
Hey, do you like Brontocoasters?
297
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:34,687
-I'll race you to it.
-You're on.
298
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,203
Whew!
299
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,126
This is gonna be fun, huh?
300
00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:06,006
So, what do you wanna do first?
301
00:22:06,655 --> 00:22:08,072
Ah...
302
00:22:08,073 --> 00:22:10,258
What was your name again?
303
00:22:15,162 --> 00:22:18,224
Come on, pretty boy. Come on!
304
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:27,047
Watch.
305
00:22:32,052 --> 00:22:36,532
You don't got it, girl. You couldn't
hit the broad side of a brontosaurus!
306
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,318
That was a good shot. Wasn't it?
307
00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:52,505
Well, that's a pretty tough spare...
308
00:22:52,946 --> 00:22:55,174
For most people.
309
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,477
We got a winner.
310
00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:14,423
Ah, these things never
live longer than a week.
311
00:23:14,424 --> 00:23:18,426
Hey, Fred, do you think you could
teach me how to throw like that?
312
00:23:18,427 --> 00:23:21,156
Sure. Let's see what you've got.
313
00:23:21,157 --> 00:23:23,595
Oh! Okay.
314
00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:28,181
Okay.
315
00:23:28,182 --> 00:23:30,412
Okay. Whoops!
316
00:23:30,413 --> 00:23:33,286
Ooh!
317
00:23:33,727 --> 00:23:37,164
-I'm done.
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Let me help you.
318
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:41,545
Give me your hand. Middle fingers.
319
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,669
Okay.
320
00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:47,505
Now take the weight. Oh!
321
00:23:52,993 --> 00:23:55,513
Now relax.
322
00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:00,057
It's all in the toes.
323
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,227
And...
324
00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:27,124
I did it!
325
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,085
Oh, yeah!
326
00:24:34,989 --> 00:24:37,740
Hey, Fred! Fred!
327
00:24:37,741 --> 00:24:40,135
Hey, Fred!
328
00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:44,411
Look, I know I ran off with Betty,
329
00:24:44,412 --> 00:24:46,954
but Wilma was kinda my date.
330
00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:50,477
So I was wondering if it
wouldn't be too much trouble if...
331
00:24:50,478 --> 00:24:52,332
Well, if, ah...
332
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,104
What are you trying to say, Barn?
333
00:24:55,105 --> 00:24:58,312
Would you mind if I left with Betty?
334
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,713
No! Not at all, buddy. Hey, take the car.
335
00:25:01,714 --> 00:25:03,672
Thanks, pal. Thanks a bunch.
336
00:25:03,673 --> 00:25:07,008
She says she wants to go back to
our place and cook me breakfast.
337
00:25:07,009 --> 00:25:10,323
I don't know
what we're gonna do until then.
338
00:25:10,324 --> 00:25:14,323
But you know I can't turn
down a good meal!
339
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,608
It's kinda chilly all of a sudden, isn't it?
340
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:31,255
Chilly? Are you kiddin'? The
earth's still coolin' around here.
341
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,177
Still, I wish I'd brought something
to drape over my shoulders.
342
00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,513
Oh!
343
00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:43,788
Thank you.
344
00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:46,310
Nice opening gambit, lover boy.
345
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,312
Now, close the deal so I
can get off this barren rock.
346
00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:51,459
I'm ignoring you right now.
347
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:54,146
What did you say?
348
00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:59,653
I said, "I'm adoring you right now."
349
00:25:59,654 --> 00:26:03,447
Oh, Fred! That's so sweet.
350
00:26:03,448 --> 00:26:06,554
Come on, come on!
351
00:26:06,555 --> 00:26:08,492
You're in the red zone.
352
00:26:08,493 --> 00:26:12,578
La, la, la, la, la Isn't it all so romantic?
353
00:26:12,579 --> 00:26:15,285
Now, hurry up and kiss her
354
00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:23,042
Your eyes are like two big eyes.
355
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,957
Oh, yuck!
356
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:45,126
That's so cute! He thinks you're his mother.
357
00:26:45,127 --> 00:26:47,210
Down, boy, down!
358
00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:50,523
Whoa!
359
00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:54,568
Heh-heh-heh.
360
00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,405
I lead a simple life.
361
00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:03,639
As long as I got a roof over
my head, food on the table,
362
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,660
and a sharp shell to
shave with, I'm a happy guy.
363
00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:12,438
Fred, you are so different than
the kind of guys I grew up with.
364
00:27:12,439 --> 00:27:16,793
-Really? What are they like?
-Real different.
365
00:27:20,028 --> 00:27:21,987
This is it.
366
00:27:25,949 --> 00:27:28,594
I had a great time tonight.
367
00:27:30,787 --> 00:27:33,515
I sure hope you did, too.
368
00:27:33,914 --> 00:27:36,058
I wouldn't change a thing.
369
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:41,687
Well... Good night.
370
00:27:43,087 --> 00:27:45,192
Good night.
371
00:27:49,259 --> 00:27:53,530
-Good night.
-Good night.
372
00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,326
Good night.
373
00:28:27,936 --> 00:28:31,915
Yabba-dabba-doo!
374
00:28:34,733 --> 00:28:39,296
♪ One, two, one, two, three, ow ♪
375
00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:51,873
♪ Wake up, kids We got the dreamers' disease ♪
376
00:28:51,874 --> 00:28:56,334
♪ Age 14, it's got you down on your knees ♪
377
00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,773
♪ So polite, we're busy still sayin' please ♪
378
00:29:03,967 --> 00:29:07,779
♪ But when the night is falling ♪
379
00:29:08,095 --> 00:29:12,411
♪ You cannot find the light ♪
380
00:29:12,412 --> 00:29:15,746
♪ You feel your dreams are dyin' ♪
381
00:29:15,747 --> 00:29:19,145
♪ Hold tight ♪
382
00:29:19,146 --> 00:29:21,396
♪ You got the music in you ♪
383
00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,376
♪ Don't let go ♪
384
00:29:23,377 --> 00:29:25,502
♪ You got the music in you ♪
385
00:29:25,503 --> 00:29:29,693
♪ One dance left This ♪
♪ world is gonna pull through ♪
386
00:29:29,694 --> 00:29:33,988
♪ Don't give up You got a reason to live ♪
387
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:39,302
♪ Can't forget We only get what we give ♪
388
00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:48,810
♪ I'm comin' home, baby One dance left ♪
389
00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,997
Good mornin', Fred. What a beautiful day!
390
00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:13,459
I was just thinkin' the same
thing, Barney boy. Beautiful!
391
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,857
So I take it you and
Wilma had a nice evening.
392
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:20,714
Are you kiddin'? Barn, I've
never met anyone like her.
393
00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:23,445
This Wilma, I think she may be the one.
394
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,947
I feel the same way about Betty.
395
00:30:25,948 --> 00:30:28,240
-She's smart.
-She's hot.
396
00:30:28,241 --> 00:30:29,970
-Kind.
-Funny.
397
00:30:29,971 --> 00:30:32,909
-Classy.
-She's hot.
398
00:30:32,910 --> 00:30:36,514
Beautiful!
399
00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:44,795
You know, Wilma, you really
should wear your hair up.
400
00:30:44,796 --> 00:30:48,900
-Like I need more height!
-No, look.
401
00:30:51,426 --> 00:30:54,071
It really brings out your smile.
402
00:30:55,596 --> 00:31:00,162
Well, I guess I just have a whole
lot more to smile about these days.
403
00:31:00,163 --> 00:31:02,810
And I owe it all to you.
404
00:31:02,811 --> 00:31:05,333
You're the first real friend I've ever had.
405
00:31:05,334 --> 00:31:09,336
You've had a tough life.
You deserve a few breaks.
406
00:31:09,337 --> 00:31:13,753
Actually, Betty, it hasn't
been all that tough.
407
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:20,073
You see, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you...
408
00:31:20,074 --> 00:31:23,033
And I've been real scared, but I think now...
409
00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:26,554
Pizza's here.
410
00:31:28,705 --> 00:31:32,332
Good evening. I'm looking for a...
411
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,458
Mother?
412
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:37,377
Wilma, is that you?
413
00:31:37,378 --> 00:31:39,983
What is this place?
414
00:31:39,984 --> 00:31:44,237
This is an apartment.
It's how a lot of people live.
415
00:31:44,238 --> 00:31:47,134
Well, that doesn't make it right.
416
00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:49,907
And who are you? The cleaning woman?
417
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,909
You're obviously doing a terrible
job. You're fired. Go on, shoo!
418
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:58,122
Mother, Mother! This is
my new best friend, Betty.
419
00:31:58,123 --> 00:32:00,978
She's been very good to me.
420
00:32:00,979 --> 00:32:03,540
And I've been a regular Joan Crawfish.
421
00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:09,255
Wilma, I'm going to take
my bath now. Good luck.
422
00:32:09,256 --> 00:32:10,484
Yuck!
423
00:32:10,485 --> 00:32:13,861
Mother, how did you find me?
424
00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:17,488
I did what any concerned
parent would do. Hired a detective.
425
00:32:17,489 --> 00:32:20,198
-You what?
-We'll discuss everything on the way home.
426
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,721
-Come on.
-I am home, Mother.
427
00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:25,452
And I'm happier than I
have ever been in my life.
428
00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:30,915
You can throw me in a sack and drag
me home, but I'll just run away again.
429
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:33,771
Fine, Wilma, fine.
430
00:32:33,772 --> 00:32:36,270
You've broken my heart.
431
00:32:36,711 --> 00:32:39,962
But I will not allow you to do the same thing
432
00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:42,357
to your dear, frail father.
433
00:32:42,798 --> 00:32:45,821
Oh, darling, he misses you so much.
434
00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:50,200
And if you're not home on
Sunday to celebrate his birthday,
435
00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:54,641
well, I just don't know
how many more birthdays
436
00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:59,163
he's going to be around to celebrate.
437
00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:11,469
I wonder why Wilma gave us
these suits to wear for the party.
438
00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:14,260
Maybe it's a costume party.
439
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,268
Stay.
440
00:33:20,269 --> 00:33:23,249
Dino, stay.
441
00:33:26,836 --> 00:33:29,837
Come on, Barn, let's pick up the girls.
442
00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:51,333
So, Barn, what do you think?
443
00:33:53,651 --> 00:33:56,111
Oh, Fred, you shouldn't have.
444
00:33:56,112 --> 00:33:58,571
It's not for you, nitwit. It's for Wilma.
445
00:33:58,572 --> 00:33:59,800
Oh.
446
00:33:59,801 --> 00:34:02,132
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
447
00:34:02,615 --> 00:34:06,993
Dum-dum, there appears to be a tiny
flake of something stuck to your ring.
448
00:34:06,994 --> 00:34:09,077
Look. Just there.
449
00:34:09,078 --> 00:34:12,455
-That's the stone, Gazoo.
-Oops.
450
00:34:12,456 --> 00:34:15,832
-It's all I could afford.
-Sorry.
451
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:21,753
Well, I'm sure she'll be very
impressed by your frugality.
452
00:34:21,754 --> 00:34:26,298
That's the great thing about Wilma.
I don't feel the need to impress her.
453
00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:30,862
She's just a simple girl with simple tastes.
454
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,163
You know, there are a couple things about me
455
00:34:38,164 --> 00:34:42,228
I haven't gotten around
to telling you guys yet.
456
00:34:42,229 --> 00:34:45,834
Well, welcome to Slaghoople Manor.
457
00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:49,125
Your house has a name?
458
00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:07,725
Fred, look! A Cadi-roc limo!
459
00:35:13,837 --> 00:35:18,048
Betty, I'm sorry. I was just so ashamed.
460
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:22,134
I should have realized a caveless girl
couldn't afford to wear Isaac Mizrocki.
461
00:35:22,135 --> 00:35:26,512
-Wilma! Wilma's home, everybody.
-Genevieve...
462
00:35:26,513 --> 00:35:28,823
Barney.
463
00:35:31,725 --> 00:35:33,142
She's loaded.
464
00:35:33,143 --> 00:35:35,309
Fred, it looks like you really lucked out.
465
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:37,602
No, Barn! This is terrible!
466
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,228
I can't give her this measly
ring. Look at her house!
467
00:35:40,229 --> 00:35:43,188
A girl like this is used
to the best of everything.
468
00:35:43,189 --> 00:35:46,315
She's gonna take one look
at this ring and laugh at me.
469
00:35:46,316 --> 00:35:49,961
Barn, it's a good thing I didn't get
the chance to give it to her sooner.
470
00:35:49,962 --> 00:35:52,275
Hey, what are you doin'? Hey!
471
00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:54,714
This little mug's tryin' to steal my car!
472
00:35:54,715 --> 00:35:57,028
No, sir! I'm the valet!
473
00:35:57,029 --> 00:36:01,739
The ballet? I don't care if you're going
to the opera. You're not going in my car!
474
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:04,992
Fred! Barney! Get off of him!
475
00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:08,742
Fred, he's the valet. He parks the car.
476
00:36:09,308 --> 00:36:11,454
I knew that.
477
00:36:11,455 --> 00:36:13,870
Come on, Fred.
478
00:36:15,145 --> 00:36:19,607
Valet parking! First, cooked food,
now this. What'll they think of next?
479
00:36:29,366 --> 00:36:33,470
Wilma! Wilma, darling, we're over here.
480
00:36:37,039 --> 00:36:39,957
Wilma, darling, you look... Nice.
481
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:43,000
Thank you, Mother. Hello.
482
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:45,252
Happy birthday, Daddy.
483
00:36:45,253 --> 00:36:46,753
Huh?
484
00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:50,464
Oh, yes, yes. Any news from the front?
485
00:36:50,465 --> 00:36:52,798
-Ah. Morale is excellent, sir.
-Good.
486
00:36:52,799 --> 00:36:57,695
Mother, Father, I'd like you to
meet my new boyfriend, Fred.
487
00:36:58,219 --> 00:37:00,240
Cavalry, mount up.
488
00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:04,574
We're moving out. Charge!
489
00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:13,165
-A pleasure.
-Charmed.
490
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,440
Wilma, darling,
491
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,652
there's somebody here who's
simply dying to see you again.
492
00:37:19,653 --> 00:37:22,446
Chip, over here.
493
00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,424
Mother, Chip's here?
494
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:26,365
Of course, Chip's here.
495
00:37:26,366 --> 00:37:28,324
-He's practically family.
-Who's Chip?
496
00:37:28,325 --> 00:37:30,366
We used to date. "Used to," Mother.
497
00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:35,847
-Wilma, you look lovelier than ever.
-Thank you.
498
00:37:36,246 --> 00:37:38,997
I love your hair up like that.
499
00:37:38,998 --> 00:37:43,417
-Oh, I see you've brought a...
-Date.
500
00:37:43,418 --> 00:37:46,794
Wilma, Wilma, look, look.
The Rathbones have arrived.
501
00:37:46,795 --> 00:37:50,047
You've got to come and see Tiffany's
new nose. It's between her eyes now.
502
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:51,608
Come on.
503
00:37:53,383 --> 00:37:56,739
We haven't been formally
introduced. I'm Chip Rockefeller.
504
00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:59,532
Of the Mesozoic Rockefellers.
505
00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:01,741
I'm Fred Flintstone of the, uh,
506
00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:04,865
Fredizoic Flintstone stones.
507
00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:07,620
What line of work are you in?
508
00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:11,601
It so happens I'll be
hanging my hat at the quarry.
509
00:38:11,602 --> 00:38:14,228
Oh, you bought Slate and Company!
510
00:38:14,229 --> 00:38:16,292
No, I'm a Brontocrane operator.
511
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:20,501
Seriously, what do you do?
512
00:38:21,317 --> 00:38:24,089
I work down at the quarry.
I'm a Brontocrane operator.
513
00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:29,155
You are serious!
How embarrassing for you.
514
00:38:29,156 --> 00:38:32,575
Fellas, Wilma's date works
515
00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:34,304
at the quarry!
516
00:38:36,785 --> 00:38:39,346
He's a Brontocrane operator!
517
00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:11,752
Ahhh! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
518
00:39:16,906 --> 00:39:19,008
Hi, Betty!
519
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:24,953
Did I tell you that that's
a really pretty dress?
520
00:39:24,954 --> 00:39:27,223
Thank you.
521
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:32,602
-Oh, Betty, you're not still mad at me, are ya?
-Mad?
522
00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:38,440
Just because you pretended to be poor,
and I took you in and I felt sorry for you?
523
00:39:40,674 --> 00:39:43,903
Why would that make me mad?
524
00:39:50,183 --> 00:39:52,369
Yoo-hoo!
525
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,663
Having fun, princess?
526
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:59,460
-Not really.
-That's my girl!
527
00:39:59,461 --> 00:40:05,277
-I have a little something for your birthday.
-Daddy, it's your birthday!
528
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,320
It is? Oh.
529
00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:10,280
Well, these won't fit me.
530
00:40:12,157 --> 00:40:14,491
Oh, they're beautiful!
531
00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:16,510
Yes!
532
00:40:17,118 --> 00:40:19,327
I know you don't like showy things,
533
00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:21,744
but these were your
great-great-grandmother's.
534
00:40:21,745 --> 00:40:25,307
-Oh!
-In fact, they came right out of her shell.
535
00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:32,419
Oh, Wilma. Whatever you decide to do,
536
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:35,064
I want you to know something.
537
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:37,858
Your daddy will always love you.
538
00:40:39,342 --> 00:40:41,300
-Thank you, Daddy.
-Yes!
539
00:40:52,895 --> 00:40:57,418
Wow, Wilma, sure are beautiful pearls!
540
00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:01,586
-Thank you, Fred.
-They look really expensive.
541
00:41:07,783 --> 00:41:09,429
Ladies and gentlemen...
542
00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:12,512
I'd like to propose a toast.
543
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:16,101
To the Colonel on his birthday.
544
00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:18,707
Although he's a man of
great wealth and power,
545
00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:23,252
he has the most precious gifts a
man could ever want. A loving wife...
546
00:41:23,253 --> 00:41:28,130
And the most beautiful
daughter the world has ever seen.
547
00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:31,860
-To the Colonel!
-To the Colonel!
548
00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:45,620
-I'd also like to propose a toast.
-Must you?
549
00:41:49,356 --> 00:41:51,690
To Mr. Slaghoople...
550
00:41:51,691 --> 00:41:54,734
-"Colonel" Slaghoople!
-Yes?
551
00:41:54,735 --> 00:41:57,757
Mrs. Slaghoople,
552
00:41:57,758 --> 00:42:01,465
and most of all... Wilma.
553
00:42:03,532 --> 00:42:07,970
Ah, thanks for the invite.
554
00:42:08,369 --> 00:42:13,766
You know, I've never been inside a
place this big without paying admission.
555
00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:18,251
At first I felt a little uncomfortable,
556
00:42:18,252 --> 00:42:22,921
much the same as you would if you were
to stumble into one of my lodge meetings,
557
00:42:22,922 --> 00:42:26,090
the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalos.
558
00:42:26,091 --> 00:42:28,276
Waka, waka, wee!
559
00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:30,921
Waka, waka, who?
560
00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:38,260
No, no! Dino, bad!
561
00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:48,936
Dino, no!
562
00:42:50,086 --> 00:42:52,439
Dino!
563
00:42:58,052 --> 00:43:00,427
Oh, Dino!
564
00:43:00,428 --> 00:43:06,015
You! This is all your fault!
You ruined my entire party.
565
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:10,643
You idiot! You buffoon! You, you... Commoner!
566
00:43:12,061 --> 00:43:13,581
Get out.
567
00:43:13,582 --> 00:43:15,979
Get out of my house now!
568
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,771
Hey, watch it.
569
00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:19,957
Stop it!
570
00:43:22,442 --> 00:43:24,818
How can you treat people this way?
571
00:43:24,819 --> 00:43:28,195
Is it because they're not
like you? You know what?
572
00:43:28,196 --> 00:43:32,133
That is why I like them,
because they're not like you.
573
00:43:33,116 --> 00:43:36,887
They like me for who I am, not who I am.
574
00:43:37,828 --> 00:43:40,306
I mean...
575
00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:42,538
You know what I mean.
576
00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:45,517
How dare you talk to me like that, Wilma!
577
00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:49,273
No one has ever talked
to me like that before!
578
00:43:49,274 --> 00:43:53,943
Well, Mother, maybe it's
about time somebody did.
579
00:43:53,944 --> 00:43:55,756
Oh.
580
00:43:55,757 --> 00:43:58,151
Let's go, Fred.
581
00:44:00,093 --> 00:44:02,198
We're right behind you, Wilma.
582
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:05,156
Thanks, Betty.
583
00:44:09,392 --> 00:44:12,623
Wilma? Wilma, wait.
584
00:44:12,624 --> 00:44:14,603
Please don't go.
585
00:44:14,604 --> 00:44:18,772
You were right back there. The way
I... The way everyone's behaved today
586
00:44:18,773 --> 00:44:21,231
-has been inexcusable.
-Thank you, Chip.
587
00:44:21,232 --> 00:44:24,877
Congratulations, Flintstone. I
really mean that. The better man won.
588
00:44:25,485 --> 00:44:27,528
And just to show that
there are no hard feelings,
589
00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:31,698
I'd like to invite the four of you to the
opening of my new casino in Rock Vegas.
590
00:44:31,699 --> 00:44:35,367
You lovebirds can take in the sites,
relax in the luxury accommodations
591
00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:38,869
and enjoy the opening night concert
gala by Mick Jagged and the Stones.
592
00:44:38,870 --> 00:44:40,745
The Stones?
593
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:45,520
This isn't love This is destiny
594
00:44:45,521 --> 00:44:47,917
What do you say, Wilma?
595
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:51,211
Well, Chip, I...
596
00:44:51,212 --> 00:44:55,715
We really appreciate your gesture,
but I don't think now is a good time...
597
00:44:55,716 --> 00:44:58,777
Hmm, Rock Vegas, eh?
598
00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:10,745
We'd love to go.
599
00:45:17,858 --> 00:45:20,859
♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪
600
00:45:20,860 --> 00:45:24,424
♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪
601
00:45:24,425 --> 00:45:28,010
♪ Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn ♪
602
00:45:28,011 --> 00:45:31,137
♪ You better get those stakes up high ♪
603
00:45:31,138 --> 00:45:34,786
♪ There's a thousand guys waiting out there ♪
604
00:45:34,787 --> 00:45:38,246
♪ And they're all living devil-may-care ♪
605
00:45:38,247 --> 00:45:41,832
♪ And I'm just a little devil ♪
♪ with a lot of love to spare ♪
606
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:45,251
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
607
00:45:45,252 --> 00:45:48,461
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
608
00:45:48,462 --> 00:45:52,233
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
609
00:46:02,642 --> 00:46:05,435
♪ How I wish that there were many more ♪
610
00:46:05,436 --> 00:46:08,603
♪ Than the 24 hours of a day ♪
611
00:46:08,604 --> 00:46:12,398
♪ But even if there were 40 more ♪
612
00:46:12,399 --> 00:46:16,651
♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute away No, no, no ♪
613
00:46:16,652 --> 00:46:19,424
♪ Blackjack and poker Roulette wheel ♪
614
00:46:19,425 --> 00:46:22,968
♪ A fortune won and lost on every deal ♪
615
00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:26,242
♪ All you need's a strong ♪
♪ heart and nerves of steel ♪
616
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:29,429
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
617
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:33,140
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
618
00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:36,684
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
619
00:46:38,168 --> 00:46:39,981
Way to go, Barney!
620
00:46:39,982 --> 00:46:44,986
♪ Viva Rock Vegas with your neon ♪
♪ flashing and your one-arm bandits crashing ♪
621
00:46:44,987 --> 00:46:48,614
♪ And all those hopes down the drain ♪
622
00:46:48,615 --> 00:46:52,242
♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into nighttime ♪
623
00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,118
♪ Night into daytime ♪
624
00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:58,684
♪ If you see it once You'll ♪
♪ never be the same again ♪
625
00:46:58,685 --> 00:47:01,371
♪ I guarantee it ♪
626
00:47:02,604 --> 00:47:05,749
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
627
00:47:06,106 --> 00:47:08,751
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
628
00:47:09,108 --> 00:47:10,900
♪ Viva ♪
629
00:47:10,901 --> 00:47:15,630
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
630
00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:23,637
♪
631
00:47:36,924 --> 00:47:39,174
Great day, huh?
632
00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,944
I hope it never ends.
633
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:49,807
Oh, young love!
634
00:47:49,808 --> 00:47:54,079
-It's a shame it won't last, hmm?
-Mm-hmm.
635
00:47:59,816 --> 00:48:02,067
Just you wait, Roxie, dear.
636
00:48:02,068 --> 00:48:06,404
This man is my puppet, and I've
barely begun to pull the strings.
637
00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:10,824
Soon Wilma will see him for the
pathetic primitive primate he really is.
638
00:48:10,825 --> 00:48:13,868
You told me you were over this Wilma person.
639
00:48:13,869 --> 00:48:16,974
What do I have to do to convince you?
640
00:48:16,975 --> 00:48:20,810
Diamonds? A Maserocki?
641
00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:24,917
Your own show in the Stalactite Lounge?
642
00:48:24,918 --> 00:48:28,753
Very nice, Chip! But I prefer cash.
643
00:48:28,754 --> 00:48:32,464
-What a coincidence. So do we.
-Yeah.
644
00:48:32,465 --> 00:48:36,759
Oh, Rocko and Rocko, my favorite made men!
645
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,093
What can I do for you gentlemen?
646
00:48:39,094 --> 00:48:43,597
The boss wants his money.
He says he don't think you got it.
647
00:48:43,598 --> 00:48:47,204
That's... Not entirely true,
648
00:48:47,205 --> 00:48:49,788
nor is it entirely false.
649
00:48:49,789 --> 00:48:52,061
He don't entirely care.
650
00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:55,564
But he wants all of his
money by midnight Sunday,
651
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:57,481
or he starts taking your casinos.
652
00:48:57,482 --> 00:49:01,544
-And breaking your legs!
-This is a moot discussion, gentlemen,
653
00:49:01,545 --> 00:49:04,880
because by Sunday evening, I
shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople
654
00:49:04,881 --> 00:49:09,258
and one of the greatest personal
fortunes in the uncivilized world.
655
00:49:09,259 --> 00:49:13,780
-You'd better be...
-Or you'll be sleepin' with the Tunasauruses!
656
00:49:25,439 --> 00:49:28,042
The plot thickens.
657
00:49:42,788 --> 00:49:45,102
Oh, this is heaven!
658
00:49:45,103 --> 00:49:49,522
Could you get between my shoulder
blades? That's where I carry my tension.
659
00:49:49,523 --> 00:49:53,856
Ha! She's tense. I just found
out what calamari means.
660
00:49:54,088 --> 00:49:57,528
Wilma, can I ask you something?
661
00:49:57,529 --> 00:50:00,194
Sure, Betty. What's up?
662
00:50:00,551 --> 00:50:03,177
Do you think Barney's serious about me?
663
00:50:03,178 --> 00:50:06,992
What are you talkin'
about? He's crazy about you.
664
00:50:06,993 --> 00:50:08,971
I hope so.
665
00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:12,807
I've never met anyone like Bernard Rubble.
666
00:50:12,808 --> 00:50:15,496
He's so loyal.
667
00:50:15,497 --> 00:50:21,209
And so sweet! He makes me feel like
I'm the only girl in this whole flat world.
668
00:50:21,210 --> 00:50:26,421
That's exactly how Fred
makes me feel. I mean, Chip,
669
00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:29,296
it was always about money.
670
00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:34,282
Fred doesn't have a greedy
bone in his entire body.
671
00:50:34,283 --> 00:50:38,869
Yabba-dabba-dough!
672
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:41,788
Look at all these clams!
673
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,790
You got enough there to buy
Wilma a ring for each finger.
674
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,854
And maybe a little stud for me too.
675
00:50:46,855 --> 00:50:49,000
So, what do you say we go cash out?
676
00:50:49,001 --> 00:50:53,920
What, are you crazy? That's your
problem, Barn. You think too small.
677
00:50:53,921 --> 00:50:56,129
I'm not just gonna stop at a ring.
678
00:50:56,130 --> 00:51:00,299
I'm gonna buy her a whole
lifestyle, just like Chip Rockefeller.
679
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:04,344
But she doesn't want some smart,
rich, handsome guy. She wants you.
680
00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:08,866
Hey, buzz off, cave boy.
The man's got magic hands.
681
00:51:09,557 --> 00:51:13,517
I know this will be difficult for
you, but let's think for a moment.
682
00:51:13,518 --> 00:51:18,938
Chip Rockefeller flew you to his
casino, in his plane, to play at his tables.
683
00:51:18,939 --> 00:51:22,816
And against odds of 247,000 to one,
684
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:25,234
you have rolled 17 straight winners.
685
00:51:25,235 --> 00:51:27,319
Can we connect the dots?
686
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,593
Sure! Today's my lucky day!
687
00:51:31,594 --> 00:51:35,950
Good luck, dum-dum. You'll need it.
688
00:51:35,951 --> 00:51:39,012
Come on, babies!
689
00:51:40,412 --> 00:51:43,849
Lucky seven!
690
00:51:44,707 --> 00:51:46,958
What did I tell you, Barn? Magic!
691
00:51:46,959 --> 00:51:50,231
It's not magic. It's skill.
692
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:54,860
A gentleman gambler like you
should be playing with the high rollers.
693
00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:56,966
The high rollers?
694
00:51:56,967 --> 00:52:00,968
Well, I was just getting
warmed up, building my bankroll.
695
00:52:00,969 --> 00:52:03,636
Bankroll? Please! I'll
give you a line of credit.
696
00:52:03,637 --> 00:52:05,450
-Credit?
-Sure!
697
00:52:05,451 --> 00:52:08,765
The house fronts you a little extra,
you pay it back. A man of your skill?
698
00:52:08,766 --> 00:52:11,850
Please, I'd be honored to
have you on a house account.
699
00:52:11,851 --> 00:52:14,685
Fred! Don't do it.
700
00:52:14,686 --> 00:52:17,520
That's how my uncle, the
gambler, lost everything.
701
00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:20,230
He lost his wife, his
house, his kids, his dog...
702
00:52:20,231 --> 00:52:22,898
Did you know we have an
all-you-can-eat buffet by the pool?
703
00:52:22,899 --> 00:52:26,693
-Fred, please, I... All you can eat?
-Absolutely!
704
00:52:26,694 --> 00:52:28,819
I'd like you to meet Roxie.
She's my lead Rockette.
705
00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:31,695
Roxie, would you show Mr. Rubble the buffet?
706
00:52:31,696 --> 00:52:35,675
It would bring me great pleasure.
707
00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:38,326
Come on, Flintstone. I'll
show you to your table,
708
00:52:38,327 --> 00:52:41,138
and I'll have the pit boss
bring you a big pile of clams.
709
00:52:41,370 --> 00:52:43,306
New shooter.
710
00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:48,771
Read 'em and weep, boys. Four lovely ladies.
711
00:52:48,772 --> 00:52:52,857
-Fred!
-Make that six. Where have you two been?
712
00:52:52,858 --> 00:52:56,423
We've been waiting for
you at the Kavern Klub.
713
00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:59,737
Oh, right, I'm sorry. I've been on a roll.
714
00:52:59,738 --> 00:53:01,509
Hey, where's Barney?
715
00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:05,429
Barney? He went off to the
buffet with some showgirl.
716
00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:06,887
A showgirl?
717
00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:08,387
♪
718
00:53:12,974 --> 00:53:17,935
You know, when they say, "all you
can eat," they don't mean till you explode.
719
00:53:17,936 --> 00:53:20,622
I'm just getting started.
720
00:53:21,313 --> 00:53:24,731
Ooh, look at the size of that pie.
721
00:53:24,732 --> 00:53:27,316
Waiter. Waiter, over here!
722
00:53:27,317 --> 00:53:30,253
Let me. Waiter!
723
00:53:37,075 --> 00:53:41,930
Ooh, uh, let me help.
724
00:53:54,567 --> 00:53:56,398
Get off!
725
00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,549
Thanks, darling.
726
00:54:00,550 --> 00:54:03,384
All right, babes, I love you, but I gotta go.
727
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:06,469
-Catch you later!
-Ooh!
728
00:54:14,185 --> 00:54:16,746
Hello, love.
729
00:54:17,145 --> 00:54:21,022
Are you...
730
00:54:21,023 --> 00:54:24,441
Yeah. Mick Jagged.
731
00:54:24,442 --> 00:54:26,544
At your service.
732
00:54:27,485 --> 00:54:28,714
Oh.
733
00:54:28,715 --> 00:54:29,881
And you are?
734
00:54:31,111 --> 00:54:34,509
Betty. Betty O'Shale.
735
00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:38,760
What's a lovely bird like you
doing all on your lonesome, eh?
736
00:54:39,201 --> 00:54:42,598
-My boyfriend... He was...
-Yeah?
737
00:54:42,599 --> 00:54:46,581
I saw him... With another girl.
738
00:54:46,582 --> 00:54:50,912
Aw, sweetheart. I'll tell you what.
739
00:54:51,269 --> 00:54:55,918
If you was my lady, you wouldn't catch
me even touching another girl. Not never!
740
00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,483
Unless I'm on the road.
On the road doesn't count.
741
00:55:00,484 --> 00:55:03,443
Here, here, here.
742
00:55:03,444 --> 00:55:06,278
Why don't you try stopping crying
743
00:55:06,279 --> 00:55:09,424
and give Mickie a little smile, eh?
744
00:55:09,698 --> 00:55:12,051
There, that's better.
745
00:55:13,493 --> 00:55:16,578
You do look lovely when
you smile, Miss Betty O'Shale.
746
00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:20,683
Thank you.
747
00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:24,501
What do you say we go meet me band mates,
748
00:55:24,502 --> 00:55:28,379
then maybe go somewhere more quiet, so we can
749
00:55:28,380 --> 00:55:31,566
talk a little bit more, yeah?
750
00:55:38,263 --> 00:55:40,431
3,041, 3,042...
751
00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:43,952
What's going on down there?
752
00:55:45,602 --> 00:55:48,831
Hey, Fred, look! There's
Mick Jagged and the Stones!
753
00:55:55,361 --> 00:55:58,071
And there's Betty. She's with the band.
754
00:55:58,072 --> 00:56:01,239
What would Betty be doing with the Stones?
755
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:04,325
Yeah. She doesn't even play an instrument.
756
00:56:04,326 --> 00:56:07,702
Betty! Betty, up here! It's me, Barney!
757
00:56:07,703 --> 00:56:09,846
Betty!
758
00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:16,393
-Betty!
-Hello.
759
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:20,794
Excuse me, excuse me. Betty!
760
00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:23,731
Wait a minute, Betty, please!
761
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:27,882
14,542...
762
00:56:27,883 --> 00:56:30,300
15,542.
763
00:56:30,301 --> 00:56:35,804
Look, Fred, let's do something
together, huh? We could go bowling.
764
00:56:35,805 --> 00:56:38,035
Bowling?
765
00:56:38,036 --> 00:56:40,431
Bowling's for poor people.
766
00:56:42,891 --> 00:56:45,622
Looks like you and Chip have a
little more in common than I thought.
767
00:56:45,623 --> 00:56:48,580
Why? 'Cause we're both big winners?
768
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,149
Here, Fred. Buy yourself a clue.
769
00:56:53,150 --> 00:56:56,587
Hey, Wilma. Wilma, wait...
770
00:56:58,112 --> 00:57:01,990
Wilma, wait! Wilma!
771
00:57:01,991 --> 00:57:04,241
Wilma!
772
00:57:04,242 --> 00:57:08,679
Honey, baby, what's the matter?
773
00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:22,611
All right, Flintstone, you've lost Wilma.
774
00:57:22,612 --> 00:57:26,820
Now it's time to lose everything else.
775
00:57:37,603 --> 00:57:41,290
Place your bets, folks! Place your bets.
776
00:57:48,529 --> 00:57:52,842
One red. One red is the winner!
777
00:58:13,465 --> 00:58:16,258
Hello, Wilma. Been for a walk?
778
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:21,364
-Nothing gets by you, Chip.
-Oh, forgive me for disturbing you.
779
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:30,120
Oh, Chip. I'm so sorry.
780
00:58:30,728 --> 00:58:35,669
-I've just got a lot on my mind.
-I've been on edge too.
781
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:41,069
Opening weekend, so many guests,
and now, all the room robberies.
782
00:58:41,070 --> 00:58:44,113
-Robberies?
-It's nothing. It's just...
783
00:58:44,114 --> 00:58:47,282
But just to be safe, I wish you'd let me
784
00:58:47,283 --> 00:58:51,595
put those beautiful
pearls of yours in our safe.
785
00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:56,435
Good idea, Chip.
786
00:58:56,436 --> 00:58:59,143
-They mean a lot to me.
-I know.
787
00:59:18,143 --> 00:59:20,165
It's up to you, baby.
788
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:22,541
Get me started again.
789
00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:26,208
No, no, no! No!
790
00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:30,484
Mr. Flintstone? Mr. Rockefeller
has extended an invitation
791
00:59:30,485 --> 00:59:32,673
to join him at the fight.
792
00:59:41,722 --> 00:59:45,495
More credit? No.
793
00:59:45,496 --> 00:59:47,580
No chance, no way, no how.
794
00:59:47,581 --> 00:59:49,769
Do you know how much you owe already?
795
00:59:49,770 --> 00:59:51,416
Owe?
796
00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:55,771
One million four-hundred thousand clams.
797
00:59:57,129 --> 00:59:59,589
-Oh.
-It's gonna be a real shame
798
00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:03,112
when Wilma finds out what
a loser her new boyfriend is.
799
01:00:03,113 --> 01:00:06,928
Of course, she doesn't have to find out.
800
01:00:06,929 --> 01:00:11,974
She doesn't? See that? I
knew you were a good guy.
801
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,725
I'm not.
802
01:00:14,726 --> 01:00:18,978
I said I wouldn't tell her. I didn't
say you could still have her.
803
01:00:18,979 --> 01:00:23,252
I'll erase your debt, Flintstone,
but you've gotta disappear.
804
01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:29,611
Out of town, out of Bedrock, and
never see or speak to Wilma again.
805
01:00:29,612 --> 01:00:31,904
Wait a minute.
806
01:00:31,905 --> 01:00:34,552
You had this planned all along.
807
01:00:34,553 --> 01:00:38,639
Tell me, how do you even
dress yourself in the morning?
808
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:42,892
Normally, I just wear what I fell asleep
in. What's that gotta do with anything?
809
01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:45,099
Goodbye, Flintstone.
810
01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:50,251
Hey, you won't get away
with this, Rockefeller!
811
01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,966
Rockefeller! Hey, Rockefeller!
812
01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:03,447
You know what? I don't
care what happens to me,
813
01:01:03,448 --> 01:01:07,136
but I'm not gonna let you
weasel your way closer to Wilma.
814
01:01:07,137 --> 01:01:10,785
Soon as I find her, I'm gonna
tell her exactly what's going on.
815
01:01:10,786 --> 01:01:14,118
Then we'll see how well your plan worked.
816
01:01:21,356 --> 01:01:23,125
What the...
817
01:01:25,192 --> 01:01:28,069
There has been a robbery.
All guests to the lobby.
818
01:01:28,070 --> 01:01:30,215
Uh-oh, there appears to have been a robbery.
819
01:01:30,216 --> 01:01:35,300
We'll have to continue this conversation
later, Fred. Please, step this way.
820
01:01:52,565 --> 01:01:55,650
Ladies and gentlemen!
821
01:01:55,651 --> 01:01:59,528
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to
inform you there is a criminal in our midst.
822
01:01:59,529 --> 01:02:03,656
How old did you say you were?
823
01:02:03,657 --> 01:02:05,824
But before I expose him to the public,
824
01:02:05,825 --> 01:02:09,243
I'd like to give him the chance to
step forward and admit his wrongdoing,
825
01:02:09,244 --> 01:02:13,079
if only to take the first
tiny step toward absolution.
826
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:17,958
I stole all the towels in my room!
827
01:02:17,959 --> 01:02:20,877
Well, that is illegal, but still...
828
01:02:20,878 --> 01:02:22,940
I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
829
01:02:22,941 --> 01:02:24,981
Eww!
830
01:02:25,422 --> 01:02:27,882
No, I was talking about a...
831
01:02:27,883 --> 01:02:31,885
I'm systematically poisoning
the dinosaurs' water supply.
832
01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:35,742
In a matter of decades, their
entire species will be extinct!
833
01:02:38,181 --> 01:02:42,600
All right! This is obviously going
nowhere. I was talking about a necklace.
834
01:02:42,601 --> 01:02:45,852
A very valuable necklace has
been stolen from our hotel safe.
835
01:02:45,853 --> 01:02:51,083
A necklace belonging to my dear,
dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
836
01:02:52,358 --> 01:02:55,067
-My pearls?
-Wilma.
837
01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:57,860
All right, who did it?
838
01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:00,945
So help me, if you don't step
forward right now, I will personally...
839
01:03:00,946 --> 01:03:03,822
I don't think violence will
be necessary, Flintstone,
840
01:03:03,823 --> 01:03:07,032
because I know exactly
who stole Wilma's pearls.
841
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,597
A desperate man, drowning in gambling debts.
842
01:03:10,598 --> 01:03:11,909
Lowlife!
843
01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:16,370
Hey, doesn't anybody care about this
whole dinosaurs-becoming-extinct thing?
844
01:03:16,371 --> 01:03:18,139
No!
845
01:03:18,788 --> 01:03:23,810
Fred, would you mind emptying your pockets?
846
01:03:24,293 --> 01:03:26,919
You think I stole Wilma's
pearls? Chip, that's...
847
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,982
Why? Do you have something to hide, Fred?
848
01:03:28,983 --> 01:03:31,796
Definitely not! See for yourself.
849
01:03:31,797 --> 01:03:33,193
I'm not...
850
01:03:37,468 --> 01:03:39,445
Fred.
851
01:03:40,470 --> 01:03:43,138
Wait a minute. I didn't take these.
852
01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:45,910
Wilma, why would I take your pearls?
853
01:03:45,911 --> 01:03:51,060
Do you deny that you owe the casino over
a million clams with no way to pay it back?
854
01:03:51,061 --> 01:03:54,831
Fred, is that true?
855
01:03:56,023 --> 01:03:58,209
Yeah, but...
856
01:04:00,652 --> 01:04:03,714
Wilma, darling, I'm so sorry.
857
01:04:10,077 --> 01:04:12,516
Wilma. Wilma.
858
01:04:12,517 --> 01:04:15,246
Wilma, you can't believe him! He set me up!
859
01:04:15,247 --> 01:04:17,914
Security, take this man to jail!
860
01:04:17,915 --> 01:04:20,499
You're coming with us.
861
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:25,271
-Hey, hey, hey.
-Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
862
01:04:25,503 --> 01:04:27,587
You're all making a big mistake.
863
01:04:27,588 --> 01:04:32,192
Fred couldn't have stolen that
necklace. It was locked up in a safe.
864
01:04:32,508 --> 01:04:35,509
Fred can't even remember the
combination to his bowling locker.
865
01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:37,427
Look, he's gotta write it
down on his hand, see?
866
01:04:38,595 --> 01:04:41,137
Ah, great, now everybody's seen it.
867
01:04:41,138 --> 01:04:45,867
Huh? Crack a safe? He couldn't
even crack his knuckles without my help.
868
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:50,310
Thank you, Mr. Rubble, for confessing
to being Mr. Flintstone's accomplice.
869
01:04:50,311 --> 01:04:53,729
You're welcome. What?
870
01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:55,459
Take them both away!
871
01:04:58,691 --> 01:05:01,567
Believe me! I'm innocent!
872
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:04,837
Everybody, gamble!
873
01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:12,846
Where's my little girl?
874
01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:15,806
Oh, my poor, poor baby.
875
01:05:15,807 --> 01:05:17,891
Perfect.
876
01:05:17,892 --> 01:05:21,956
Everything's going to be all
right now, darling. Mummy's here.
877
01:05:21,957 --> 01:05:24,435
And I'm going.
878
01:05:28,922 --> 01:05:34,885
Wilma? I've already talked to Chip,
and he's willing to take you back.
879
01:05:34,886 --> 01:05:38,114
What gives you the right
to interfere with my life?
880
01:05:38,430 --> 01:05:42,808
I'm your mother, and I love
you. And Chip loves you.
881
01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:44,267
Chip loves money.
882
01:05:44,268 --> 01:05:47,749
And you have money. It's
a match made in heaven.
883
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,375
Oh, Wilma.
884
01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:53,043
Look, I think he's
already proven his loyalty.
885
01:05:53,044 --> 01:05:55,586
He saved you from that beast.
886
01:05:55,587 --> 01:05:58,441
Fred is not a beast. He
was just raised by them.
887
01:05:58,442 --> 01:06:01,860
Ah, that explains the
missing piece of the puzzle.
888
01:06:01,861 --> 01:06:05,821
Wilma, listen to me. Go back to Chip.
889
01:06:05,822 --> 01:06:07,259
Please?
890
01:06:11,825 --> 01:06:13,450
Darling,
891
01:06:13,451 --> 01:06:17,263
don't let Chip slip
through your fingers again.
892
01:06:17,787 --> 01:06:21,686
I just don't know how much more
pain that poor boy can endure.
893
01:06:21,687 --> 01:06:25,250
I said you'll
have your money by midnight.
894
01:06:25,251 --> 01:06:28,378
The boss says he's got his
doubts. See, a little birdie told him
895
01:06:28,379 --> 01:06:32,024
that you ain't even dating
the Slaghoople dame no more.
896
01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:34,904
Hey, I might be out of a job tomorrow.
897
01:06:34,905 --> 01:06:37,676
Brother's got to have a
little nest egg, you dig?
898
01:06:37,677 --> 01:06:42,535
Ah, that's preposterous! We're
getting married this evening. Honest.
899
01:06:42,536 --> 01:06:45,475
Good. But if the bride don't show,
900
01:06:45,476 --> 01:06:47,476
you'll be spending your wedding night...
901
01:06:47,477 --> 01:06:49,038
With me.
902
01:06:57,941 --> 01:07:00,150
I miss Betty.
903
01:07:00,151 --> 01:07:05,070
I know, Barn. I'd do
anything to see Wilma again.
904
01:07:05,071 --> 01:07:08,969
We'd be with 'em right now
if I hadn't been so stupid.
905
01:07:08,970 --> 01:07:11,843
Now, I could've told you that.
906
01:07:11,844 --> 01:07:12,968
Gazoo?
907
01:07:12,969 --> 01:07:15,845
Gazoo! Oh, boy, are
you a sight for sore eyes!
908
01:07:15,846 --> 01:07:18,388
You gotta help us, buddy.
You gotta get us out.
909
01:07:18,389 --> 01:07:21,578
"Buddy"? Did I hear that correctly?
910
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:24,976
I'm sorry, but are you not the same
Fred Flintstone who hurt my feelings so,
911
01:07:24,977 --> 01:07:29,584
that I spent the rest of my vacation
in my room watching pay-per-view!
912
01:07:29,585 --> 01:07:32,583
You're right, you're right. I was wrong.
913
01:07:33,232 --> 01:07:36,567
I tried to impress Wilma with money,
914
01:07:36,568 --> 01:07:39,986
and all I did was ruin
everything, like I always do.
915
01:07:39,987 --> 01:07:42,175
'Cause you know what I am?
916
01:07:42,176 --> 01:07:45,050
I'm nothing but a big...
917
01:07:46,242 --> 01:07:48,261
Yes?
918
01:07:49,077 --> 01:07:50,598
Dum-dum.
919
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:52,495
All opposed?
920
01:07:52,496 --> 01:07:54,851
The ayes have it.
921
01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:57,290
Oh, now, look.
922
01:07:57,291 --> 01:08:00,605
Just because you finally
realized what I knew right away,
923
01:08:00,606 --> 01:08:05,400
that doesn't mean I haven't
developed a little soft spot for you.
924
01:08:05,401 --> 01:08:09,403
-Really? So you're gonna bust us outta here?
-Whoo-hoo!
925
01:08:09,404 --> 01:08:12,342
Gazoo's gonna bust us out
Gazoo's gonna bust us out
926
01:08:12,343 --> 01:08:13,905
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
927
01:08:13,906 --> 01:08:17,886
Do I look like the cavalry?
Though those outfits are adorable.
928
01:08:17,887 --> 01:08:20,742
No! You two know I can't actually interfere.
929
01:08:20,743 --> 01:08:22,722
I'm only here to give you some information
930
01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:26,660
I thought you might find enlightening.
931
01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:31,354
Hey, I didn't know you could do that.
932
01:08:31,355 --> 01:08:34,022
This is a moot discussion,
gentlemen, because by Sunday evening,
933
01:08:34,023 --> 01:08:36,023
I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople
934
01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:39,192
and one of the greatest personal
fortunes in the uncivilized world.
935
01:08:39,193 --> 01:08:41,944
Wilma's in trouble. We gotta get outta here.
936
01:08:41,945 --> 01:08:46,113
-Come on, you gotta help us, Gazoo.
-I wish I could. I really do.
937
01:08:46,114 --> 01:08:48,323
So you're just gonna let this happen?
938
01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:53,971
I've gotta sit in this cell while Wilma
walks down the aisle with the wrong guy.
939
01:08:54,245 --> 01:08:56,788
We were supposed to live happily ever after.
940
01:08:56,789 --> 01:08:58,915
Same with me and Betty.
941
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:04,710
Please, don't. Not emotions.
942
01:09:04,711 --> 01:09:09,047
My race has prospered for eons without
the slightest trace of personal emotions,
943
01:09:09,048 --> 01:09:10,902
and we couldn't be happier.
944
01:09:10,903 --> 01:09:14,258
Well, of course, we don't actually get
happy because we don't have emotions.
945
01:09:17,386 --> 01:09:19,303
Oh, this is so sad.
946
01:09:19,304 --> 01:09:22,574
Somebody hold me!
947
01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:57,296
-Blow.
-Barney, Barney, you can fit through the bars.
948
01:09:57,297 --> 01:10:02,110
I can? I guess I should
have tried that earlier, huh?
949
01:10:02,718 --> 01:10:05,655
Come on, come on, get the keys!
950
01:10:23,883 --> 01:10:27,132
-Hey. Back in your cage, shorty!
-Achoo!
951
01:10:39,293 --> 01:10:41,479
Hi, Betty.
952
01:10:42,045 --> 01:10:43,962
Hi, Wilma!
953
01:10:43,963 --> 01:10:46,130
I just came to say goodbye.
954
01:10:46,131 --> 01:10:49,091
I heard you're going to
Stonehenge with Mick Jagged.
955
01:10:49,092 --> 01:10:51,405
Yeah, I can't wait.
956
01:10:51,406 --> 01:10:54,677
Chip's going around saying
you're getting back together.
957
01:10:54,678 --> 01:10:57,739
I'm so happy for you.
958
01:10:58,180 --> 01:11:01,912
I'm so happy for you, too, Betty.
959
01:11:01,913 --> 01:11:06,663
I've never been so happy.
960
01:11:06,854 --> 01:11:10,356
Me neither. Oh, Betty!
961
01:11:10,357 --> 01:11:14,734
-Oh, Wilma.
-Oh, oh, oh, Betty.
962
01:11:17,069 --> 01:11:21,404
Hey, knock it off. You're big girls now.
963
01:11:21,405 --> 01:11:25,657
Wilma, darling, you
are doing the right thing.
964
01:11:25,658 --> 01:11:29,929
I married the Colonel for his
money and look how happy we are.
965
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:38,937
So... We meet again.
966
01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:45,319
Spread out and find these guys.
967
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,342
All right, fellas, let's
leave no stone unturned.
968
01:11:47,343 --> 01:11:49,320
We'll get 'em.
969
01:11:52,222 --> 01:11:55,015
They're looking for us, Barn.
They got guards everywhere.
970
01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:58,184
What are we gonna do, Fred?
971
01:11:58,185 --> 01:12:01,749
-We're just gonna have to fight our way in.
-But these guys are armed.
972
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,687
This is a war, Barn.
973
01:12:03,688 --> 01:12:06,313
And in war, there's
always gonna be casualties.
974
01:12:06,314 --> 01:12:09,565
I just want you to know how
much I appreciate your sacrifice.
975
01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,649
Why do I gotta be the
one that gets sacrificed?
976
01:12:11,650 --> 01:12:14,526
Because I know I'm gonna get Wilma back.
977
01:12:14,527 --> 01:12:17,445
Face it, Barn, there's no way Betty's
gonna dump Mick Jagged for you.
978
01:12:17,446 --> 01:12:21,801
Therefore, I got more reason to live.
979
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,709
Come on, girls! Let's go! Come on, come on!
980
01:12:32,710 --> 01:12:35,169
Curtain's going up, curtain's going
up! Let's see you, come on out!
981
01:12:35,170 --> 01:12:38,296
Oh, you look lovely. Come on,
opening night. Let's see smiles.
982
01:12:38,297 --> 01:12:41,798
-There you go!
-See, Fred? Worked like a charm.
983
01:12:41,799 --> 01:12:46,987
-Go!
-Come on, no chitchat! Let's go. And sparkle!
984
01:13:12,369 --> 01:13:14,682
The one near the end looks like a man.
985
01:13:14,683 --> 01:13:18,724
Yeah. Maybe your sister oughta try out.
986
01:13:36,598 --> 01:13:38,557
It's them! Get 'em!
987
01:13:38,558 --> 01:13:41,536
Barn, come on, let's get outta here now!
988
01:13:46,523 --> 01:13:48,523
-Look out!
-Excuse me!
989
01:13:48,524 --> 01:13:50,918
-Go, go! Get 'em!
-There they are!
990
01:13:54,779 --> 01:13:57,613
This isn't love This is...
991
01:13:57,614 --> 01:14:00,386
What do you think, Betty? Should
I stick my butt out a bit further?
992
01:14:00,387 --> 01:14:02,387
Hmm? Does it look good like that?
993
01:14:02,388 --> 01:14:06,118
Or maybe that's too much
butt for the opening of the show.
994
01:14:06,119 --> 01:14:09,621
It's really up to you,
Mick. You are the artist.
995
01:14:09,622 --> 01:14:13,767
Yeah, that I am, Betty. That I am.
996
01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:17,706
Barney!
997
01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:22,126
-Fred?
-Wow, you really are with Mick Jagged.
998
01:14:22,127 --> 01:14:25,169
-I hope you're not the two girls I sent for.
-No.
999
01:14:25,170 --> 01:14:27,900
Actually, the cuter one
used to be my boyfriend.
1000
01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,171
What?
1001
01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:34,675
Betty, I understand if you want to be
with this famous rock star instead of me.
1002
01:14:34,676 --> 01:14:38,302
But I just had to come
back here and tell you...
1003
01:14:38,303 --> 01:14:40,217
I love you.
1004
01:14:43,285 --> 01:14:46,514
I don't think I ever told you that before.
1005
01:14:47,038 --> 01:14:49,933
But now I did, so goodbye.
1006
01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:53,083
Barney, wait!
1007
01:14:53,084 --> 01:14:55,021
Do you really mean it?
1008
01:14:55,022 --> 01:14:58,773
Of course I do. I've never felt
this way about anyone before.
1009
01:14:58,774 --> 01:15:01,984
Then what about that showgirl
you were with in the restaurant?
1010
01:15:01,985 --> 01:15:04,882
Roxie? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend.
1011
01:15:04,883 --> 01:15:08,801
He sent her to take me to the buffet
so I couldn't stop Fred from gambling.
1012
01:15:08,802 --> 01:15:13,429
Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend?
Somebody's gotta tell Wilma.
1013
01:15:13,430 --> 01:15:16,910
Don't worry, Betty. I'll handle Rockefeller.
1014
01:15:16,911 --> 01:15:20,641
All right, all right, would somebody mind
telling me what the bloody hell's going on?
1015
01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:24,560
This is not cricket. I'm supposed
to be on stage momentarily,
1016
01:15:24,561 --> 01:15:29,856
and it's preposterous to expect me to
perform in my present palpitated state.
1017
01:15:29,857 --> 01:15:34,526
I'm sorry, Mick. I had a really
great time with you and all...
1018
01:15:34,527 --> 01:15:39,173
-Yes?
-But... I love Barney.
1019
01:15:42,386 --> 01:15:46,283
Well, I don't care. I'm
in love with Betty too.
1020
01:15:46,284 --> 01:15:48,722
She's the first decent,
honorable woman I've ever met,
1021
01:15:48,723 --> 01:15:52,037
and I am, like, unbelievably
turned on by her naiveté.
1022
01:15:52,038 --> 01:15:55,331
Watch your mouth, mister,
or I'll give you a fat lip.
1023
01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:59,228
Although it kinda looks
like somebody already has.
1024
01:16:02,547 --> 01:16:05,570
That's it, that's it! Nobody pinches my bird.
1025
01:16:05,571 --> 01:16:08,760
Not after I've gone to all the trouble of
pinching her from him in the first place.
1026
01:16:12,555 --> 01:16:14,491
Take this, you foreigner!
1027
01:16:15,391 --> 01:16:18,539
-Barney?
-Come on, come on, then.
1028
01:16:18,540 --> 01:16:20,832
-Come on.
-She's mine.
1029
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,664
Oh, yeah?
1030
01:16:25,399 --> 01:16:28,502
Over my ridiculously-thin dead body.
1031
01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:50,004
-Wilma... I love you. I always have.
-Oh.
1032
01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:52,443
I lost you once, but I won't lose you again.
1033
01:16:52,444 --> 01:16:55,069
-Ah...
-Marry me.
1034
01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:58,111
Tonight.
1035
01:16:59,177 --> 01:17:03,115
Chip. You are terrific.
1036
01:17:04,015 --> 01:17:05,911
But...
1037
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:09,494
It's just, a lot of things
have happened recently.
1038
01:17:09,768 --> 01:17:13,541
And I need a little time to think, you know?
1039
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:16,790
Wilma, I can't live without you.
1040
01:17:17,064 --> 01:17:20,858
Just say yes. Please.
1041
01:17:20,859 --> 01:17:24,277
That's okay.
1042
01:17:24,278 --> 01:17:28,113
Ladies and gentlemen,
the fabulous Tardust Hotel
1043
01:17:28,114 --> 01:17:31,448
is proud to present the
world's only rock n' roll band,
1044
01:17:31,449 --> 01:17:34,177
Mick Jagged and the Stones.
1045
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,867
♪ This isn't love ♪
1046
01:17:56,868 --> 01:18:00,158
♪ This is destiny ♪
1047
01:18:02,476 --> 01:18:05,310
♪ Somewhere above ♪
1048
01:18:05,311 --> 01:18:08,498
♪ This was planned for me ♪
1049
01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:13,943
♪ Life had no meaning ♪
1050
01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:17,380
♪ I never knew why ♪
1051
01:18:17,654 --> 01:18:21,824
♪ Till the dream came true ♪
1052
01:18:21,825 --> 01:18:25,845
♪ The dream is you ♪
1053
01:18:26,328 --> 01:18:30,164
♪ I never say never ♪
1054
01:18:30,165 --> 01:18:34,019
♪ But this love won't ever ♪
1055
01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:36,251
♪ Be over ♪
1056
01:18:36,252 --> 01:18:38,252
♪ Together ♪
1057
01:18:38,253 --> 01:18:42,214
♪ We'll share love wherever ♪
1058
01:18:42,215 --> 01:18:48,863
♪ We go ♪
1059
01:18:51,014 --> 01:18:53,932
♪ This isn't love ♪
1060
01:18:53,933 --> 01:18:57,536
♪ This is ecstasy ♪
1061
01:18:59,687 --> 01:19:02,334
♪ Somehow I knew ♪
1062
01:19:02,335 --> 01:19:05,542
♪ You would come to me ♪
1063
01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:10,820
♪ Never say never ♪
1064
01:19:10,821 --> 01:19:13,882
Wilma, honey, I never meant to hurt you.
1065
01:19:14,073 --> 01:19:18,219
I've done some stupid things...
Heck, a lot of stupid things.
1066
01:19:19,411 --> 01:19:22,806
But love makes you do stupid things.
1067
01:19:23,914 --> 01:19:29,103
Wilma, I'd never forgive myself
if I didn't give this one last try.
1068
01:19:32,797 --> 01:19:35,152
Wilma Slaghoople,
1069
01:19:35,153 --> 01:19:40,511
I can't give you diamonds
or fast cars or fancy houses.
1070
01:19:40,512 --> 01:19:43,326
-I can.
-All I can give you
1071
01:19:43,327 --> 01:19:47,577
is just plain old Fred
Flintstone from Bedrock,
1072
01:19:48,894 --> 01:19:51,082
and all the love in my heart.
1073
01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:53,664
I hope that's enough.
1074
01:19:54,230 --> 01:19:56,626
-It's enough, it's enough.
-No, it's not!
1075
01:19:56,627 --> 01:20:01,378
Wilma, will you...
1076
01:20:03,487 --> 01:20:06,549
Will you...
1077
01:20:09,659 --> 01:20:13,161
Will you... Humina, humina, humina.
1078
01:20:13,162 --> 01:20:17,141
-Spit it out!
-Wilma, will you marry me?
1079
01:20:18,666 --> 01:20:21,209
This is your last chance.
1080
01:20:21,210 --> 01:20:23,710
Stop me, or all the dinosaurs die.
1081
01:20:23,711 --> 01:20:26,439
Shut up!
1082
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:30,609
Wilma... I am still waiting.
1083
01:20:33,302 --> 01:20:35,446
Yes!
1084
01:20:35,929 --> 01:20:38,660
Yabba-dabba-doo!
1085
01:20:57,991 --> 01:21:00,305
And do you, Fred Flintstone,
1086
01:21:00,306 --> 01:21:04,204
take Wilma Slaghoople to be your wife,
1087
01:21:04,205 --> 01:21:08,309
to have and to hold from this day forward?
1088
01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:11,228
I yabba-dabba-doo.
1089
01:21:11,836 --> 01:21:15,589
Do you, Wilma, take
Frederick to be your husband,
1090
01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:18,257
to have and to hold, from this day forward?
1091
01:21:18,258 --> 01:21:19,591
I do.
1092
01:21:22,986 --> 01:21:26,884
Then, by the power vested in
me by the city of Rock Vegas,
1093
01:21:26,885 --> 01:21:30,365
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1094
01:21:30,366 --> 01:21:32,677
You may kiss the bride.
1095
01:21:34,578 --> 01:21:38,182
-Mrs. Slaghoople.
-Oh, where am I? What is this place?
1096
01:21:41,750 --> 01:21:45,878
-Gazoo, are you crying?
-No, no, no, of course not, dum-dum.
1097
01:21:45,879 --> 01:21:49,839
I'm simply overcome with information.
1098
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,719
You see, I finally understand your
complex mating rituals, all the emotions.
1099
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,948
All this... Love.
1100
01:21:59,389 --> 01:22:05,871
And I've come to the conclusion
that I'll never meet anybody.
1101
01:22:10,274 --> 01:22:16,133
Oh, you're very sweet, but
believe me, it would never work out.
1102
01:22:16,134 --> 01:22:19,698
Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you,
1103
01:22:19,699 --> 01:22:21,199
Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone...
1104
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,096
♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones ♪
1105
01:22:23,097 --> 01:22:26,930
♪ They're the modern stone-age family ♪
1106
01:22:27,287 --> 01:22:32,893
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
1107
01:22:35,419 --> 01:22:38,546
♪ And with the Rubbles by their side ♪
1108
01:22:38,547 --> 01:22:41,506
♪ They'll have a long and happy life ♪
1109
01:22:41,507 --> 01:22:44,592
♪ 'Cause when you're with the Flintstones ♪
1110
01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:48,511
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time ♪
1111
01:22:48,512 --> 01:22:52,741
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
1112
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,831
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1113
01:23:01,772 --> 01:23:04,667
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1114
01:23:04,941 --> 01:23:09,611
♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into ♪
♪ nighttime Turning night into daytime ♪
1115
01:23:09,612 --> 01:23:15,342
♪ If you see it once You'll ♪
♪ never be the same again ♪
1116
01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:19,577
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1117
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:23,015
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1118
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,810
♪ Viva ♪
1119
01:23:24,811 --> 01:23:30,270
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1120
01:23:36,717 --> 01:23:42,156
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
1121
01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:46,558
♪ We'll have a gay ♪
1122
01:23:46,559 --> 01:23:50,871
♪ Old time ♪
1123
01:23:56,490 --> 01:24:00,172
---oOo---
1124
01:24:02,698 --> 01:24:05,343
♪ Come on, guys ♪
1125
01:24:06,201 --> 01:24:09,430
♪ -Let's rock! ♪
♪ -Oh, yeah ♪
1126
01:24:13,541 --> 01:24:16,564
♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪
1127
01:24:16,565 --> 01:24:20,108
♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪
1128
01:24:20,109 --> 01:24:23,736
♪ Got a whole lotta money that's ready to burn ♪
1129
01:24:23,737 --> 01:24:26,925
♪ You better get those stakes up high ♪
1130
01:24:26,926 --> 01:24:30,678
♪ There's a thousand guys waiting out there ♪
1131
01:24:30,679 --> 01:24:34,034
♪ And they're all living devil-may-care ♪
1132
01:24:34,035 --> 01:24:37,599
♪ And I'm just a little devil ♪
♪ with a lot of love to spare ♪
1133
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:41,078
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1134
01:24:41,269 --> 01:24:44,372
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1135
01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:47,916
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1136
01:24:50,442 --> 01:24:52,252
♪ -Whoo! ♪
♪ -Let's rock! ♪
1137
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,554
♪ How I wish that there were many more ♪
1138
01:25:01,555 --> 01:25:04,493
♪ Than the 24 hours of a day ♪
1139
01:25:04,494 --> 01:25:08,288
♪ But even if there were 40 more ♪
1140
01:25:08,289 --> 01:25:12,333
♪ I wouldn't sleep a minute away No, no, no ♪
1141
01:25:12,334 --> 01:25:15,272
♪ Blackjack and poker Roulette wheel ♪
1142
01:25:15,273 --> 01:25:18,733
♪ A fortune won and lost on every deal ♪
1143
01:25:18,734 --> 01:25:22,298
♪ All you need's a strong ♪
♪ heart and nerves of steel ♪
1144
01:25:22,299 --> 01:25:25,569
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1145
01:25:25,926 --> 01:25:29,321
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1146
01:25:29,512 --> 01:25:32,365
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1147
01:25:36,101 --> 01:25:38,579
♪ Let's rock, rock, rock ♪
1148
01:25:51,824 --> 01:25:54,805
♪ Viva Rock Vegas with your neon flashing ♪
1149
01:25:54,806 --> 01:25:56,493
♪ And your one-arm bandits crashing ♪
1150
01:25:56,494 --> 01:26:00,056
♪ And all those hopes down the drain ♪
1151
01:26:00,288 --> 01:26:03,582
♪ Viva Rock Vegas turning day into nighttime ♪
1152
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:05,375
♪ Night into daytime ♪
1153
01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:10,254
♪ If you see it once You'll ♪
♪ never be the same again ♪
1154
01:26:10,255 --> 01:26:12,649
♪ I guarantee it, ooh ♪
1155
01:26:14,133 --> 01:26:16,947
♪ Live on the run I'm gonna have me some fun ♪
1156
01:26:16,948 --> 01:26:20,387
♪ If it costs me my very last dime ♪
1157
01:26:20,388 --> 01:26:22,513
♪ And if I wind up broke, well ♪
1158
01:26:22,514 --> 01:26:27,329
♪ Always remember that I had such a good time ♪
1159
01:26:27,330 --> 01:26:30,998
♪ I'm gonna give it up I got you ♪
1160
01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:34,521
♪ Lady luck, please, ♪
♪ please Let the dice stay hot ♪
1161
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:37,541
♪ Let me shoot a seven with every shot ♪
1162
01:26:37,857 --> 01:26:41,169
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1163
01:26:41,526 --> 01:26:44,588
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1164
01:26:44,862 --> 01:26:48,299
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1165
01:26:48,490 --> 01:26:50,094
♪ Viva ♪
1166
01:26:50,095 --> 01:26:55,286
♪ Viva Rock Vegas ♪
1167
01:26:55,287 --> 01:26:58,181
♪ Whoo! Hey, let's rock, baby! ♪
1168
01:27:17,265 --> 01:27:19,745
♪ This isn't love ♪
1169
01:27:19,746 --> 01:27:23,537
♪ This is destiny ♪
1170
01:27:25,104 --> 01:27:27,814
♪ Somewhere above ♪
1171
01:27:27,815 --> 01:27:31,251
♪ This was planned for me ♪
1172
01:27:32,735 --> 01:27:36,237
♪ Life had no meaning ♪
1173
01:27:36,238 --> 01:27:39,615
♪ I never knew why ♪
1174
01:27:39,616 --> 01:27:43,428
♪ Till the dream came true ♪
1175
01:27:44,786 --> 01:27:48,121
♪ The dream is you ♪
1176
01:27:48,122 --> 01:27:52,500
♪ I never say never ♪
1177
01:27:52,501 --> 01:27:56,587
♪ But this love won't ever ♪
1178
01:27:56,588 --> 01:27:58,295
♪ Be over ♪
1179
01:27:58,296 --> 01:28:00,526
♪ Together ♪
1180
01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:04,570
♪ We'll share love wherever ♪
1181
01:28:04,571 --> 01:28:10,490
♪ We go ♪
1182
01:28:29,783 --> 01:28:32,201
♪ This isn't love ♪
1183
01:28:32,202 --> 01:28:35,888
♪ This is ecstasy ♪
1184
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,457
♪ Somehow I knew ♪
1185
01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:44,395
♪ You would come to me ♪
1186
01:28:44,836 --> 01:28:48,880
♪ I never say never ♪
1187
01:28:48,881 --> 01:28:52,904
♪ But this love won't ever ♪
1188
01:28:52,905 --> 01:28:54,717
♪ Be over ♪
1189
01:28:54,718 --> 01:28:56,968
♪ Together ♪
1190
01:28:56,969 --> 01:29:00,908
♪ We'll share love wherever ♪
1191
01:29:00,909 --> 01:29:05,701
♪ We go ♪
1192
01:29:09,020 --> 01:29:12,626
♪ I never say never ♪
1193
01:29:12,627 --> 01:29:17,187
♪ But this love won't ever ♪
1194
01:29:17,378 --> 01:29:18,899
♪ Be over ♪
1195
01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,629
♪ Together ♪
1196
01:29:20,630 --> 01:29:25,048
♪ We'll share love wherever ♪
1197
01:29:25,049 --> 01:29:28,676
♪ I never say never ♪
1198
01:29:28,677 --> 01:29:32,700
♪ But this love won't ever ♪
1199
01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,868
♪ Be over ♪
1200
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,535
♪ Together ♪
1201
01:29:36,536 --> 01:29:40,579
♪ We'll share love wherever ♪
1202
01:29:40,580 --> 01:29:43,704
♪ I never... ♪
1203
01:29:47,023 --> 01:29:49,483
♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones ♪
1204
01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:52,881
♪ They're the modern stone-age family ♪
1205
01:29:52,882 --> 01:29:55,925
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪
1206
01:29:55,926 --> 01:29:59,842
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪
1207
01:30:01,492 --> 01:30:04,765
♪ And with the Rubbles by their side ♪
1208
01:30:04,766 --> 01:30:07,955
♪ They'll have a long and happy life ♪
1209
01:30:07,956 --> 01:30:10,853
♪ 'Cause when you're with the Flintstones ♪
1210
01:30:10,854 --> 01:30:14,877
♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time ♪
1211
01:30:14,878 --> 01:30:18,940
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪
1212
01:30:23,635 --> 01:30:27,072
♪ We'll have a gay. ♪